Here's an example.
I was at Subway today taking advantage of the $5 deal. Apparently so were about 50-other people. The line was long, it was at least a 15 minute wait to get to where you order.
There were two guys standing in front of me in this line, one was wearing business casual, the other was in a three piece suit.
They were having some sort of conversation I didn't pay much attention to. Not that I'm above eavesdropping, I'm not, but it seemed pretty boring.
So we're standing in line -- for at least 15 Minutes -- no bullshit.
When the 2 guys get up to the front here's how the conversation goes with the guy in the suit.
Subway Slob: What can I get you?
Business Man: Uh.... (long pause) Um.
[Everyone starts looking at this guy including his friend, we've been in line for 15 minutes. Now he can't figure out what he wants to eat?]
Business Man: (to himself) What kind of sandwiches you got here? (More Pause)
[Tension is starting to build, people at the end of the line are moaning under their breath. Literally like a minute has passed.]
Business Man: I guess I'll have a ham.
[Phew, relief]
Subway Slob: On what kind of bread?
Business Man: Um?
[Fuck]
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