Don't let it happen again.

They need to get people out of the gulf coast.

Gustav is headed toward NO as a Cat 5.

It may not stay that way -- but why risk it.

Why do people get dumber when they are standing in line?

Here's an example.

I was at Subway today taking advantage of the $5 deal. Apparently so were about 50-other people. The line was long, it was at least a 15 minute wait to get to where you order.

There were two guys standing in front of me in this line, one was wearing business casual, the other was in a three piece suit.

They were having some sort of conversation I didn't pay much attention to. Not that I'm above eavesdropping, I'm not, but it seemed pretty boring.

So we're standing in line -- for at least 15 Minutes -- no bullshit.

When the 2 guys get up to the front here's how the conversation goes with the guy in the suit.

Subway Slob: What can I get you?

Business Man: Uh.... (long pause) Um.

[Everyone starts looking at this guy including his friend, we've been in line for 15 minutes. Now he can't figure out what he wants to eat?]

Business Man: (to himself) What kind of sandwiches you got here? (More Pause)

[Tension is starting to build, people at the end of the line are moaning under their breath. Literally like a minute has passed.]

Business Man: I guess I'll have a ham.

[Phew, relief]

Subway Slob: On what kind of bread?

Business Man: Um?

[Fuck]

Biden High

I thought that a good pick by Barack Obama would bring me strongly to his side.

I was wrong.

The announcement today that Obama picked Joe Biden should have made me feel better about him being the Democratic Candidate.

It didn't.

Here's a good article to show why Biden might be a bad pick --

Biden: Foot in the mouth syndrome


Plus the attack ads are already coming -- it doesn't help when you're running mate has a history of talking shit about you on national TV.



Also a good article on why Obama might not be a strong candidate

Analysis: Biden Pick Shows Lack of Confidence

Election Time

Yes it's that time of year again -- college football season.

But besides that -- we're headed into election season too.

It's hard to say "headed into" since there's been at least a year's worth of campaigning.

Now we're faced with 2 Choices -- an old and crusty John McCain and a Young and Empty Barack Obama.

Jesus.

I was really hoping this year we wouldn't be stuck choosing the less of 2 evils.

All I can say is "GO BRONCOS."

And that I'll be updating this blog at least once a week -- not that anybody cares.

The Weenies are at it again

This is violent video game haters.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3628894.ece

This is MMA haters.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8VLPIPO2&show_article=1

Enjoy.

How it Hurts

Another push for a sin tax from Governor Kulongoski, I'll vent about that coming up on Monday.

Make sure to check out the article from the O.

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/news/1206156308185280.xml&coll=7

Yes I'm still alive

But no there is no post -- one is coming soon.

A douche Bag

I know I'm a douche bag for not posting.

I'll update soon