He lives in a magic land with toys and rides surrounded by short people. Sound familiar? No it's not Michael Jackson, I'm talking about Santa.
Like Michael Jackson - Santa is a pedophile. The funny part is parents still take their kids to go sit on the old pervert's lap. That's not half melted candy cane on his trousers.
Now I know the mall santa's aren't the real thing -- so don't come at me like that. But the mall Santa's are living out the reality of a sick fantasy.
It starts out like this.
and at the end you get --
09. Egg Nog
There's a reason why you sprinkle a spice with "nut" in the name on top of it.
If you look up the word Bukkake in the thesaurus: egg nog is listed.
If you want to make this disgusting holiday treat at home for others -- drink whipped cream, corn syrup and vanilla -- then hock a luggie -- sprinkle liberally with nutmeg.
Fucking disgusting.
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